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Meet Matt McLear
Beard enthusiast, storyteller, children's book author, and creator of BeardLaws. I'm on a mission to celebrate beard culture through entertainment, education, and community.
From The Beard Report to Beardtory, I explore everything from beard care science to the legendary beards that shaped history. And yes, I wrote a children's book — "The Epic Beardventures of Mr. Whiskerwitz."
Whether you're rocking stubble or a yeard, you're welcome here. Let's grow together.
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