Beardtory
The Legends, Myths & Bearded Icons of History — epic beard stories ranked by thickness, wisdom, and historical impact.
Featured Legends
Samson: Biblical Beard Legend
The most famous beard in history and the source of legendary strength.
Thickness: 5/5Wisdom: 4/5Impact: 5/5
Abraham Lincoln: The Political Beard
How a beard changed American politics and won a presidency.
Thickness: 4/5Wisdom: 5/5Impact: 5/5
ZZ Top: The Rock & Roll Beards
When beards become a brand identity and define a musical era.
Thickness: 5/5Wisdom: 3/5Impact: 4/5